The things you learn

June 6, 2008

One of the fun things about having a blog is seeing some of the odd search engine entries that have led folks here. Like the “Angie Fox naked” that pops up every other day or so. I’m assuming they’re searching for the actress, Angie Fox because as far as I know, the only naked pictures of me are from the bathtub at around age three and those are safely buried in my mom’s photo albums. I probably couldn’t find them if I tried. Kind of like the final scene of the first Indiana Jones movie where they hide the ark of the covenant in that endless warehouse. But I digress.

The most disturbing, yet oddly fascinating search thread appeared in my box today: “groundhogs eat my marijuana.”

Which led them to me.

Google must have somehow connected my innocent post about gardening – with groundhogs and weed. Now I thought the squirrels in my tomatoes were having a field day. That’s nothing compared to those sneaky groundhogs. No wonder I haven’t seen any of them in my garden this year. They’re too high to make it over the gray stone wall.
And how big of a problem is this? Evidently, there’s someone concerned enough to google it. And what exactly happens to a groundhog that treats himself to a pot brownie, minus the brownie? I could do an internet search, but to tell you the truth, I’m afraid it would just lead me back here.

And to change the subject completely, (because really there’s no graceful way to segue between deviant groundhogs and reader contests) the winner of today’s ARC is Amy Tippett. Congrats, Amy!


9 Responses to “The things you learn”

  1. Shives Says:

    Just wait. I’ve been hyping you on all of my paintball forums.

    Good luck,

  2. Natalie Says:

    It could have been worse Angie, it could have been Muscle men ate my groundhog!
    Thanks for the laugh. Now I’ll have to go and find out how to be alerted to different searches people used to find my blog.

  3. Angie Fox Says:

    Thanks, Matt! I love paint ball, especially when guys assume I can’t shoot. Fun, fun.

  4. Angie Fox Says:

    LOL Natalie. And notice I put my Diet Coke down before reading your post. You won’t get me again. At least until next week when I forget.

    WordPress makes it really easy to see what searches people use to find the blog. They list it big and bold, even when (sometimes) I don’t want to know.

  5. Brandy Says:

    I’m sorry I’m laughing like a loon here thinking about a pot eating groundhog. Caddyshack! *G*

  6. Angie Fox Says:

    Hey, Brandy, count on this blog to educate you about what’s really going on out there.

  7. Chessie Says:

    So, are we going to see a pot eating groundhog in one of your books any time soon?

  8. natalie Says:

    Okay so you are getting wise and putting down the coke… damn, have to think of another diabolical plan to get things to come out of your nose….mwahahahaha

  9. sidhevicious Says:

    Thanks for sharing that, lol, at least now I know that I’m not the only one looking at the search terms people have used to get to my blog and shaking my head trying to figure out how it connects!? 🙂

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